A letter to televised United States Presidential Debates from a mental hospital, based on a song by Russian actor, poet and songwriter Vladimir Vysotsky written in 1977 (loosely translated into American language by me)<\/p>\n
—-<\/p>\n
Dear TV show!
\nLast Monday [Saturday in the original song], almost crying,
\nThe entire madhouse we live in, ran to watch TV
\nInstead of eating, taking a shower, getting our pills,
\nRelaxing and forgetting who we are,
\nAll of the mental patients gathered in the front of the screens<\/p>\n
First, there was the Main Troublemaker speaking
\nAbout how hopeless we all are in the front of the enemies
\nHe so greatly confused our brains that
\nMany of us lost their mind,
\nEven those who didn\u2019t have much of it to begin with
\nThe doctors decided to administer another dose of medication<\/p>\n
In the past, we wrote similar notes and letters
\nTo CNN, MSNBC and Fox News [originally: TASS, Soviet news agency]
\nAbout fires, explosions, and all the horrors they were speaking about on TV,
\nBut usually shortly after, the nurses showed up and strangled us
\nThose who were especially active, were tied to the headboards of their beds
\nA paranoid cried like a witcher on a sabbath:
\n\u201cYou fanatics — let me go! Untie me!
\nMy soul and my heart are deeply saddened
\nI want to be free!\u201d<\/p>\n
Dear hosts of the show!
\nNext time, maybe it\u2019s better to talk about something else?
\nA nuclear reactor, or that rover we sent to the moon, ah?
\nOtherwise, year after year, you scare us with all this nonsense
\nAnd we don\u2019t like it anymore<\/p>\n
We\u2019re getting better, though!
\nOften we want our voices to be heard
\nAnd we break dishes loudly when things are too bad
\nAnd even dump our pills into the toilet
\nEspecially those of us who are not completely dumb to take them
\nOur kitchen staff often says \u201cwe ate a dog doing it\u201d
\nBut we don\u2019t really know what that means.<\/p>\n
Nevertheless,
\nWe didn\u2019t want any troubles,
\nNeither did we think to make a scandal
\nWe just needed a leader among us!
\nBut truly crazy people are too few and too rare.
\nThus, no leader yet!
\nBut, against all the odds,
\nThe cunning manipulations of our naughty enemies
\nWon\u2019t spoil our feast and prayer!<\/p>\n
Sincerely, with respect
\n(date, many signatures)
\nWe The People
\nMad House<\/p>\n
PS: Dear TV show!
\nPlease respond to this letter promptly
\nOr else, we\u2019ll have no choice but to write to the Jackpot Lottery instead …<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Original song can be found here, in Russian. If you don’t speak the language yet, please consider learning. https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fo26xfscd00<\/p>\n
******* REVERSE TRANSLATION BY GOOGLE (as good as it gets!) ********<\/p>\n
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—-<\/p>\n
\u0414\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0439 TV Show!
\n\u0412 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0448\u043b\u044b\u0439 \u043f\u043e\u043d\u0435\u0434\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u0438\u043a [\u0441\u0443\u0431\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0443 \u0432 \u043e\u0440\u0438\u0433\u0438\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u043f\u0435\u0441\u043d\u0435], \u0447\u0443\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u0430\u0447\u0430,
\n\u0412\u0435\u0441\u044c \u0434\u0443\u0440\u0434\u043e\u043c \u043c\u044b \u0436\u0438\u0432\u0435\u043c, \u043f\u043e\u0431\u0435\u0436\u0430\u043b \u0441\u043c\u043e\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0442\u044c \u0442\u0435\u043b\u0435\u0432\u0438\u0437\u043e\u0440
\n\u0412\u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c, \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043d\u0438\u043c\u0430\u044f \u0434\u0443\u0448, \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0438 \u0442\u0430\u0431\u043b\u0435\u0442\u043a\u0438,
\n\u0420\u0430\u0441\u0441\u043b\u0430\u0431\u043b\u044f\u044e\u0449\u0430\u044f \u0438 \u0437\u0430\u0431\u044b\u0442\u044c, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u043c\u044b \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c,
\n\u0412\u0441\u0435 \u043f\u0441\u0438\u0445\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0441\u043a\u0438 \u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u0432 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043d\u0435\u0439 \u0447\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0438 \u044d\u043a\u0440\u0430\u043d\u0430<\/p>\n
\u0412\u043e-\u043f\u0435\u0440\u0432\u044b\u0445, \u0413\u043b\u0430\u0432\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u041d\u0430\u0440\u0443\u0448\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u044f
\n\u041e \u0442\u043e\u043c, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0431\u0435\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0434\u0435\u0436\u043d\u043e \u043c\u044b \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u0445\u043e\u0434\u0438\u043c\u0441\u044f \u0432 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043d\u0435\u0439 \u0447\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0438 \u0432\u0440\u0430\u0433\u043e\u0432
\n\u041e\u043d \u0442\u0430\u043a \u0441\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u0441\u043f\u0443\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0438 \u043c\u043e\u0437\u0433\u0438, \u0447\u0442\u043e
\n\u041c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0438\u0435 \u0438\u0437 \u043d\u0430\u0441 \u043f\u043e\u0442\u0435\u0440\u044f\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0439 \u0440\u0430\u0437\u0443\u043c,
\n\u0414\u0430\u0436\u0435 \u0442\u0435, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0438\u043c\u0435\u043b \u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0443\u044e \u0447\u0430\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0435\u0433\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0441
\n\u0412\u0440\u0430\u0447\u0438 \u0440\u0435\u0448\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0432\u0432\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u044c \u0435\u0449\u0435 \u043e\u0434\u043d\u0443 \u0434\u043e\u0437\u0443 \u043b\u0435\u043a\u0430\u0440\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430<\/p>\n
\u0412 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0448\u043b\u043e\u043c \u043c\u044b \u0443\u0436\u0435 \u043f\u0438\u0441\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u043f\u043e\u0434\u043e\u0431\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0437\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0441\u043a\u0438 \u0438 \u043f\u0438\u0441\u044c\u043c\u0430
\n\u0414\u043b\u044f CNN, MSNBC \u0438 Fox News [\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e: \u0422\u0410\u0421\u0421, \u0421\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0435 \u0438\u043d\u0444\u043e\u0440\u043c\u0430\u0446\u0438\u043e\u043d\u043d\u043e\u0435 \u0430\u0433\u0435\u043d\u0442\u0441\u0442\u0432\u043e]
\n\u041e \u043f\u043e\u0436\u0430\u0440\u0430\u0445, \u0432\u0437\u0440\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0445, \u0438 \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u0443\u0436\u0430\u0441\u044b \u043e\u043d\u0438 \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u043e \u043f\u043e \u0442\u0435\u043b\u0435\u0432\u0438\u0434\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044e,
\n\u041d\u043e, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u043b\u043e, \u0432\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0440\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0435 \u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e, \u043c\u0435\u0434\u0441\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0440\u044b \u043e\u0431\u043d\u0430\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0438\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u0438 \u0437\u0430\u0434\u0443\u0448\u0438\u043b \u043d\u0430\u0441
\n\u0422\u0435, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0431\u044b\u043b\u0438 \u043e\u0441\u043e\u0431\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e \u0430\u043a\u0442\u0438\u0432\u043d\u044b, \u0431\u044b\u043b\u0438 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0432\u044f\u0437\u0430\u043d\u044b \u043a \u0438\u0445 \u0441\u043f\u0438\u043d\u043a\u0430\u043c\u0438 \u043a\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0435\u0439
\n\u041f\u0430\u0440\u0430\u043d\u043e\u0438\u043a \u043f\u043b\u0430\u043a\u0430\u043b, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0432\u0435\u0434\u044c\u043c\u0430\u043a \u043d\u0430 \u0441\u0443\u0431\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0443:
\n«\u0412\u044b \u0444\u0430\u043d\u0430\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0438 — \u043e\u0442\u043f\u0443\u0441\u0442\u0438 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f! \u0420\u0430\u0437\u0432\u044f\u0437\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043c\u0435\u043d\u044f!
\n\u041c\u043e\u044f \u0434\u0443\u0448\u0430 \u0438 \u0441\u0435\u0440\u0434\u0446\u0435 \u043c\u043e\u0435 \u0433\u043b\u0443\u0431\u043e\u043a\u043e \u043e\u043f\u0435\u0447\u0430\u043b\u0435\u043d\u044b
\n\u042f \u0445\u043e\u0447\u0443 \u0431\u044b\u0442\u044c \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0431\u043e\u0434\u043d\u044b\u043c!»<\/p>\n
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\n\u0412 \u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u0443\u044e\u0449\u0438\u0439 \u0440\u0430\u0437, \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u0431\u044b\u0442\u044c, \u043b\u0443\u0447\u0448\u0435 \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043e \u0447\u0435\u043c-\u0442\u043e \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e\u043c?
\n\u042f\u0434\u0435\u0440\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u0440\u0435\u0430\u043a\u0442\u043e\u0440, \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0440\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0440 \u043c\u044b \u043f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u041b\u0443\u043d\u0443, \u0430?
\n\u0412 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0432\u043d\u043e\u043c \u0441\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0435, \u0433\u043e\u0434 \u0437\u0430 \u0433\u043e\u0434\u043e\u043c, \u0442\u044b \u043f\u0443\u0433\u0430\u0435\u0448\u044c \u043d\u0430\u0441 \u0441\u043e \u0432\u0441\u0435\u0439 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u0439 \u0435\u0440\u0443\u043d\u0434\u043e\u0439
\n\u0418 \u043c\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u043d\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0435<\/p>\n
\u041c\u044b \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u043b\u0443\u0447\u0448\u0435, \u0445\u043e\u0442\u044f!
\n\u0427\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e \u043c\u044b \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0438\u043c, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0438 \u0433\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0441\u0430 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u0438 \u0443\u0441\u043b\u044b\u0448\u0430\u043d\u044b
\n\u0418 \u043c\u044b \u043b\u043e\u043c\u0430\u0435\u043c \u0431\u043b\u044e\u0434\u0430 \u0433\u0440\u043e\u043c\u043a\u043e, \u043a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430 \u0441\u043b\u0438\u0448\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043f\u043b\u043e\u0445\u0438
\n\u0418 \u0434\u0430\u0436\u0435 \u0441\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0441\u044b\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0438 \u0442\u0430\u0431\u043b\u0435\u0442\u043a\u0438 \u0432 \u0443\u043d\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0437
\n\u041e\u0441\u043e\u0431\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e \u0442\u0435 \u0438\u0437 \u043d\u0430\u0441, \u043a\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0441\u0435\u043c \u0442\u0443\u043f\u043e\u0439, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u0432\u0437\u044f\u0442\u044c \u0438\u0445
\n\u041d\u0430\u0448 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0441\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b \u043a\u0443\u0445\u043d\u0438 \u0447\u0430\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442 «\u043c\u044b \u0441\u044a\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0430\u043a\u0443 \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0442\u044c \u044d\u0442\u043e»
\n\u041d\u043e \u043c\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0435\u043c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438\u0442.<\/p>\n
\u0442\u0435\u043c \u043d\u0435 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u0435\u0435,
\n\u041c\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u043a\u0430\u043a\u0438\u0445-\u043b\u0438\u0431\u043e \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0431\u043b\u0435\u043c,
\n\u041d\u0438 \u043e\u0434\u0438\u043d \u043d\u0435 \u0434\u0443\u043c\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u043c\u044b, \u0447\u0442\u043e\u0431\u044b \u0441\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0441\u043a\u0430\u043d\u0434\u0430\u043b
\n\u041d\u0430\u043c \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0443\u0436\u0435\u043d \u0431\u044b\u043b \u043b\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0440 \u0441\u0440\u0435\u0434\u0438 \u043d\u0430\u0441!
\n\u041d\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0439\u0441\u0442\u0432\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u0441\u0443\u043c\u0430\u0441\u0448\u0435\u0434\u0448\u0438\u0435 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0438 \u0441\u043b\u0438\u0448\u043a\u043e\u043c \u043c\u0430\u043b\u043e \u0438 \u0441\u043b\u0438\u0448\u043a\u043e\u043c \u0440\u0435\u0434\u043a\u043e.
\n\u0422\u0430\u043a\u0438\u043c \u043e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0437\u043e\u043c, \u043d\u0438 \u043e\u0434\u0438\u043d \u043b\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0440 \u0435\u0449\u0435!
\n\u041d\u043e, \u0432\u043e\u043f\u0440\u0435\u043a\u0438 \u0432\u0441\u0435\u043c\u0443,
\n\u0425\u0438\u0442\u0440\u044b\u0435 \u043c\u0430\u043d\u0438\u043f\u0443\u043b\u044f\u0446\u0438\u0438 \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0438\u0445 \u0432\u0440\u0430\u0433\u043e\u0432 \u043d\u0435\u043f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0443\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0445
\n\u041d\u0435 \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u043f\u043e\u0440\u0442\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0430\u0448 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0437\u0434\u043d\u0438\u043a \u0438 \u043c\u043e\u043b\u0438\u0442\u0432\u044b!<\/p>\n
\u0421 \u0443\u0432\u0430\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435\u043c, \u0441 \u0443\u0432\u0430\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435\u043c
\n(\u0414\u0430\u0442\u0430, \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043f\u043e\u0434\u043f\u0438\u0441\u0435\u0439)
\n\u041c\u044b \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0438
\nMad House<\/p>\n
PS: \u0423\u0432\u0430\u0436\u0430\u0435\u043c\u044b\u0439 \u0422\u0412-\u0448\u043e\u0443!
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A letter to televised United States Presidential Debates from a mental hospital, based on a song by Russian actor, poet and songwriter Vladimir Vysotsky written in 1977 (loosely translated into American language by me) —- Dear TV show! Last Monday [Saturday in the original song], almost crying, The entire madhouse we live in, ran to … Read moreDear TV Show …<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kotgpt.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kotgpt.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kotgpt.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kotgpt.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kotgpt.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kotgpt.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kotgpt.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kotgpt.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kotgpt.com\/pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}